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( Coughing )

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Ooh Boy!

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What Are You Doing?

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I'm Cooking.

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I Can Do This

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In Rain.

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I Can Do It In Snow.

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I Can Do It In Heat.

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It's Really A Thing

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Of Man Against Nature.

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Dr. Huxtable, Maybe
You Should Cook Inside.

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This Is When
Mufaro Gave Me Away.

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It's Hard To Believe

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In One Week We Will
Have Been Married A Year.

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I Think I Taste Oregano.

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You're Wasting
Your Time, Elvin.

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That Is Cliff's
Secret Sauce.

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He's Taking That Recipe
To The Grave.

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No, He's Not.

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It's Orange Juice.

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Hey, Dad.

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( Cliff Laughing )

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What? What's Funny?

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You Dropped Something.

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The, Uh...

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Yes.

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...And The Bridal Shower.

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That Was So Nice Of You Guys
To Do That When I Came Back.

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We Got The Food Processor,
The Blender...

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And Maybe Someday
When You Get Your Own Home

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You'll Be Able To Use Them.

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You Had A Bridal Shower

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But Nobody Gave Martin
A Bachelor Party.

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You Didn't Have A Party?

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I Did, Kind Of.

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After The Wedding

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Guys On The Ship
Threw Me A Little Bash.

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Ensign Purdy
Put On A Grass Skirt

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Stuffed A Bra,
Did A Little Hula.

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Martin, Man, That's Pathetic.

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No Matter
What Purdy Looked Like

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That's Not
A Bachelor Party.

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That's A Mockery.

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We Should Throw You
A Real Bachelor Party.

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Right, Elvin?

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Oh, Yeah.

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You Know Me, Party Elvin.

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I'm Already Married.

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I Think You Should Have
A Bachelor Party.

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Do You Really?

51
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It's Important,
That Male Bonding.

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So Let's Bond.

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Yeah.

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If You Want To Do It For Me,
I'm Yours.

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We're Going
All Out For You.

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Spare No Expense.

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This Is Going To Be Live.

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All Right.

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Wow.

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All Right, So How Much

61
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Did The Entire Party
Run You, Denny?

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What About If We Lose The Band?

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And The Food?

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All Right, Uh...

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A Stripper?

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Yeah.

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It Is Traditional

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And Martin
Is A Traditional Guy.

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So How Much
Did The Stripper

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Cost You

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For Your Brother's
Bachelor Party?

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Get Back To Me.

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Let Me Know.

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Cool.

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A Stripper?

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We're Getting One
For Martin's Party.

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Theo, Please.

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I Hardly Think

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Martin's Going To Go
For Something So... Sophomoric.

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I Don't Know,
Denise.

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You Heard Him
Go On About Purdy.

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It Sounds To Me Like A Guy
Who Felt Cheated.

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Besides, He's In The Navy.

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You Know How They Are.

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You Are Talking About My Martin.

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I Don't Think He'd Appreciate
You Stereotyping Him.

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Hey, Coming Through!

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Theo, Another Bag In The Car.

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I've Got It.

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Martin, Theo Wants To Hire
A Stripper

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For Your Bachelor Party.

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A Stripper?

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No.

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Something Wrong?

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Theo's Hiring A Stripper
For Martin's Party.

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Does Martin Know About This?

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He Seems Fine With It.

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Hey.

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Don't Worry, Denise.

100
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It's Not A Lost Cause.

101
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This Man Was
The World's Biggest

102
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Male Chauvinist Until
I Turned Him Around.

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Isn't That Right,
Sweetheart?

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What's That, Muffin?

105
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Theo Is Hiring A Stripper
For Martin's Bachelor Party.

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Oh, Really?

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Well, If That's
What Martin Wants.

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Wait A Second.

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Do You Approve Of This?

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It's Not Up To Me.

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It's Like A Dinner Party.

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If They're Eating Scampi,
You Just Eat Scampi.

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You Have To Be A Good Sport.

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Turned Him Around,
Huh?

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I Can't Believe

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They're Doing This.

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What Are They Doing
And Who's Doing It?

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Martin, Elvin
And Your Son, Theo--

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They're Hiring A Stripper
For Martin's Party.

120
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What Did They Say

121
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When Told That Tassels
And Pasties Do Not Make It

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In This Family?

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Uh... We Didn't.

124
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Why Not?

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I Thought I Raised You
To Speak Your Minds.

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Cliff,
Did You Know

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The Boys Are Hiring A Stripper
For Martin's Bachelor Party?

128
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Mm-Hmm.

129
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Well, What Do You
Think About That?

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I Think It's Archaic,
Demeaning And Stupid.

131
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Did You Tell Them That?

132
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I Beg Your Pardon?

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Did You Tell Them That?

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I'm Not Married To Them.

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They Can Watch
Whatever They Want.

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I'm Married To You.

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If I See You
Watching A Stripper

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That's It.

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Clair:
What Is That?

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My Barbecue Sauce.

141
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What Is That?

142
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The Decoy.

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Hey, Sweetheart.

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Hi, Cutie.

145
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What Are You Up To?

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Well, Darling,
I've Been Thinking.

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You Know I Support The Idea

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Of You And The Other Men
Having A Bachelor Party To-Do.

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It's Just That
I Feel That

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Some Of Your Party Plans
Are A Little Bit...

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Insensitive...

152
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To Me And The Other Women
In This Family.

153
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Did I Do
Something Wrong?

154
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You Want The Stripper.

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Baby, You Heard
What I Said To The

156
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You I Said, "No."Pper.

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Smells Good, Dad.

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Yeah.

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Um, Actually,
Sweetheart, Darling...

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You Didn't Just Say No.

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What Did I Say?

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You Said,
"Nooo. Hah-Hah-Hah-Hah."

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What Was I Supposed To Say?

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I Think You Should Have Said,
"Theo, Shame On You.

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"I Will Not Tolerate

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This Inane,
Sophomoric Vulgarity."

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That Certainly Sounds
Like Me, Huh, Elvin?

168
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Yeah.

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I'm Not...

170
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I'm Not Even In This.

171
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You're Not Involved

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But You're Willing
To Watch A Woman

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Being Used As
A Man's Plaything.

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I'm Just Going To The Party,
Okay?

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A Party Where A Woman
Is Hired To Strip

176
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While You Whoop,
Holler And Claw.

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Hey, Who's Clawing?

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I'm In The Back.

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I'm Not Even Looking, Okay?

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I Don't Understand

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Why Men Watch Strippers
Anyway.

182
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Let's Be Honest.

183
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All It Is Is A Lot
Of Titillating, Teasing

184
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And Feeding
Men's Fantasies.

185
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Denise:
What Fun
Can That Be?

186
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The Woman Strips, She Leaves
And You Guys Are Left, What?

187
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Chugalugging Beer?

188
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See. I Don't
Even Like Beer.

189
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And Second Of All

190
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It's Just A Form
Of Entertainment

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That Some People
Happen To Like.

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Like The Scampi...

193
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What I Said....

194
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Elvin, It's Stupid,
It's Disgusting

195
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And It Exploits Women.

196
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Martin:
Now Whoa.

197
00:09:00,864 --> 00:09:02,731
This Is Getting One-Sided.

198
00:09:02,731 --> 00:09:05,731
What About Clubs
Where Men Strip For Women?

199
00:09:05,731 --> 00:09:07,831
Aren't Those Men
Being Exploited?

200
00:09:07,831 --> 00:09:08,831
Oh, Please!

201
00:09:08,831 --> 00:09:10,331
Give Me A Break.

202
00:09:10,331 --> 00:09:12,598
What Do You Think,
Dr. Huxtable?

203
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I Think That The Sauce
Is Excellent.

204
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Women View Men

205
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Much Differently
Than Men View Women.

206
00:09:18,964 --> 00:09:20,098
How Different?

207
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Men Are Oglers.

208
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And Women Don't Ogle?

209
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There Is A Difference

210
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In The Quality
Of The Ogling.

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Yes, Yes.

212
00:09:29,964 --> 00:09:33,964
Women, Just Look,
But Men, You Guys X-Ray.

213
00:09:33,964 --> 00:09:35,631
I Do Not X-Ray.

214
00:09:35,631 --> 00:09:38,031
I Mean,
When I'm A Doctor, I Do

215
00:09:38,031 --> 00:09:42,198
But I Don't X-Ray
Unless There's A Machine Nearby.

216
00:09:42,198 --> 00:09:45,698
I'd Sure Like To X-Ray
Juanita Lomax.

217
00:09:51,031 --> 00:09:53,364
What Are We Talking About?

218
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A Perfect Example
Of The X-Raying Male.

219
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Women Have To Make Themselves
Sexy And Alluring

220
00:10:00,531 --> 00:10:02,131
Because Men Like Him

221
00:10:02,131 --> 00:10:04,798
Are Obsessed
With The Perfect Female Form.

222
00:10:04,798 --> 00:10:06,231
Who's Obsessed?

223
00:10:06,231 --> 00:10:07,564
Come On, Theo.

224
00:10:07,564 --> 00:10:09,498
I've Been Shopping
With You.

225
00:10:09,498 --> 00:10:11,998
You Scope Out
The Mannequins.

226
00:10:11,998 --> 00:10:14,031
I Know I Am Not Obsessed.

227
00:10:14,031 --> 00:10:15,498
Martin, Please.

228
00:10:15,498 --> 00:10:17,364
Look At Magazines,
Calendars.

229
00:10:17,364 --> 00:10:20,164
Men Prefer Women
With Curvaceous Figures.

230
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She's Right.

231
00:10:21,631 --> 00:10:23,031
Let's Be Honest.

232
00:10:23,031 --> 00:10:26,031
No Man Wants A Woman
With Floppy Hips

233
00:10:26,031 --> 00:10:27,698
And Flabby Wings.

234
00:10:30,598 --> 00:10:33,798
That Is The Shallowest Thing
I Have Ever Heard.

235
00:10:33,798 --> 00:10:36,731
And Women Don't Want
The Same Thing From Us?

236
00:10:36,731 --> 00:10:37,898
That's True.

237
00:10:37,898 --> 00:10:40,098
You Expect Us To Stay In Shape.

238
00:10:40,098 --> 00:10:42,098
And I, For One, Am Tired

239
00:10:42,098 --> 00:10:46,198
Of Having To Make Myself
Look Beautiful For Women.

240
00:10:46,198 --> 00:10:48,031
What Do They
Want From Me?

241
00:10:48,031 --> 00:10:51,598
Why Can't We Just Have
Simple Bodies, Like Dad?

242
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This Is Your Piece.

243
00:11:00,364 --> 00:11:02,564
Sondra:
Elvin, I Don't Know

244
00:11:02,564 --> 00:11:05,898
What You See
When You Look In The Mirror

245
00:11:05,898 --> 00:11:08,431
But Your Body
Is Not Complicated.

246
00:11:08,431 --> 00:11:10,531
Thank You, Sweetheart.

247
00:11:10,531 --> 00:11:15,131
I'll Keep My Feelings
About Your Body To Myself.

248
00:11:21,364 --> 00:11:23,531
What Feelings?

249
00:11:23,531 --> 00:11:25,864
It's Not The Time Or Place.

250
00:11:25,864 --> 00:11:27,364
No, No, No. What?

251
00:11:27,364 --> 00:11:29,364
Your Neck.

252
00:11:29,364 --> 00:11:32,364
What's Wrong
With My Neck?

253
00:11:32,364 --> 00:11:34,698
It's Just A Shade Thin.

254
00:11:34,698 --> 00:11:38,398
Sometimes I Wonder
How You Swallow.

255
00:11:42,031 --> 00:11:43,864
I Beg Your Pardon?

256
00:11:43,864 --> 00:11:47,398
My Sister Endured
Eight And A Half Hours Of Labor

257
00:11:47,398 --> 00:11:50,964
To Bear Your Children,
And You Criticize Her Neck?

258
00:11:50,964 --> 00:11:52,964
I Wouldn't
Have Said Anything

259
00:11:52,964 --> 00:11:55,898
If She Hadn't Said
My Body Was Uncomplicated.

260
00:11:55,898 --> 00:11:57,631
I'm Very Happy
With Your Body.

261
00:11:57,631 --> 00:12:00,531
Then Why Do You Want
To See That Stripper?

262
00:12:00,531 --> 00:12:02,164
I Don't! He Does!

263
00:12:02,164 --> 00:12:04,798
Me? I Never Said
I Wanted A Stripper.

264
00:12:04,798 --> 00:12:06,298
I Said No.

265
00:12:06,298 --> 00:12:09,398
No. You Said,
"No. Hah-Hah-Hah-Hah."

266
00:12:09,398 --> 00:12:10,931
Hey!

267
00:12:10,931 --> 00:12:12,031
( Whistles )

268
00:12:12,031 --> 00:12:13,031
All Right.

269
00:12:13,031 --> 00:12:14,364
Settle Down, Everybody.

270
00:12:14,364 --> 00:12:16,364
Barbecue. Let's Eat.

271
00:12:16,364 --> 00:12:17,698
Come On.

272
00:12:17,698 --> 00:12:19,798
Shut Your Faces.

273
00:12:19,798 --> 00:12:21,131
Ladies First.

274
00:12:21,131 --> 00:12:22,698
Don't You Patronize Me.

275
00:12:22,698 --> 00:12:24,331
I'm Not Being Patronizing.

276
00:12:24,331 --> 00:12:26,298
I'm Being Polite.

277
00:12:26,298 --> 00:12:28,098
You're Polite,
They Say You're Patronizing.

278
00:12:28,098 --> 00:12:30,298
You're Not,
They Say You're A Pig.

279
00:12:30,298 --> 00:12:32,631
They Don't Know
What They Want.

280
00:12:32,631 --> 00:12:34,298
I Would Stay Out Of This.

281
00:12:34,298 --> 00:12:36,298
You Have Caused
Enough Trouble.

282
00:12:36,298 --> 00:12:37,798
What Did I Do?

283
00:12:37,798 --> 00:12:39,464
You Hired
The Stripper.

284
00:12:39,464 --> 00:12:40,464
It Wasn't Me.

285
00:12:40,464 --> 00:12:42,398
Martin Wanted Her.

286
00:12:42,398 --> 00:12:43,764
When Will Somebody Believe Me?

287
00:12:43,764 --> 00:12:44,864
I Said No.

288
00:12:44,864 --> 00:12:48,398
No. You Said,
"No. Hah-Hah-Hah-Hah."

289
00:12:48,398 --> 00:12:49,764
Okay, Fine, Elvin.

290
00:12:49,764 --> 00:12:53,731
I Will Just Wear Turtlenecks
For The Rest Of My Life.

291
00:12:53,731 --> 00:12:55,231
Maybe You Should.

292
00:12:55,231 --> 00:12:56,598
No Is No, Denise.

293
00:12:56,598 --> 00:12:58,798
No Is Not Just No.

294
00:12:58,798 --> 00:13:00,064
No Is No. N-O.

295
00:13:00,064 --> 00:13:01,564
What Should I Say?

296
00:13:08,298 --> 00:13:09,364
Hi.

297
00:13:09,364 --> 00:13:10,464
Hi, Mrs. Huxtable.

298
00:13:10,464 --> 00:13:11,798
Hi, Everybody.

299
00:13:11,798 --> 00:13:13,798
Everybody?

300
00:13:13,798 --> 00:13:15,464
Hello.

301
00:13:15,464 --> 00:13:17,131
Hello, Kenny.

302
00:13:18,531 --> 00:13:20,998
Elvin, Would You
Like Some Corn?

303
00:13:20,998 --> 00:13:22,098
After You, Martin.

304
00:13:22,098 --> 00:13:23,564
Oh, Thank You.

305
00:13:23,564 --> 00:13:26,898
How Polite
And Unpatronizing.

306
00:13:26,898 --> 00:13:28,564
Denise, Potato Salad?

307
00:13:28,564 --> 00:13:31,131
I Wouldn't Want
To Get Too Hippy.

308
00:13:31,131 --> 00:13:32,464
I Would Like Some.

309
00:13:32,464 --> 00:13:34,398
I Don't Mind
Getting Hippy.

310
00:13:34,398 --> 00:13:36,731
May I Have Some
Chicken, As Well?

311
00:13:36,731 --> 00:13:38,798
Would You Like A Breast?

312
00:13:38,798 --> 00:13:40,331
Oh, No, No.

313
00:13:40,331 --> 00:13:43,198
You're More Of A Leg Man,
Aren't You?

314
00:13:44,831 --> 00:13:46,831
This Is Absolutely Ridiculous.

315
00:13:46,831 --> 00:13:48,798
It Ends Right Here.

316
00:13:48,798 --> 00:13:51,131
I'd Like Some Chicken Please.

317
00:13:51,131 --> 00:13:54,131
Oh, Which Piece
Would You Like, Elvin?

318
00:13:54,131 --> 00:13:56,131
Um...

319
00:13:56,131 --> 00:13:58,464
Um... A Wing.

320
00:13:58,464 --> 00:14:00,931
I'd Like A Wing.

321
00:14:03,131 --> 00:14:04,998
I Can't Take This.

322
00:14:04,998 --> 00:14:08,631
I'm Going To Watch
The News.

323
00:14:10,298 --> 00:14:12,498
Hello. We Made It.

324
00:14:12,498 --> 00:14:14,964
Russell:
A Man's Got
To Drive Slow

325
00:14:14,964 --> 00:14:17,431
With Lemon Tarts
In The Back Seat.

326
00:14:17,431 --> 00:14:19,131
Hey, Hey.

327
00:14:19,131 --> 00:14:21,964
Well, Look At This Family.

328
00:14:21,964 --> 00:14:23,298
Hold On.

329
00:14:23,298 --> 00:14:25,964
I Got To Get
A Picture Of This.

330
00:14:25,964 --> 00:14:28,698
With So Much Trouble
In The World Today

331
00:14:28,698 --> 00:14:32,964
It's Nice To See A Warm,
Loving Family All Together.

332
00:14:35,064 --> 00:14:36,764
Come On, Russell.

333
00:14:36,764 --> 00:14:39,464
Let's Put This Dessert
In The Kitchen.

334
00:14:39,464 --> 00:14:42,198
Listen, Nobody Touch
That Piece Right There.

335
00:14:42,198 --> 00:14:44,198
I'm A Leg Man Myself.

336
00:14:44,198 --> 00:14:45,298
Great.

337
00:14:45,298 --> 00:14:47,298
It Runs In The Family.

338
00:14:47,298 --> 00:14:48,531
Give It A Rest.

339
00:14:48,531 --> 00:14:50,131
There We Go Again.

340
00:14:50,131 --> 00:14:52,664
The Man Is Trying
To Eat In Peace.

341
00:14:52,664 --> 00:14:55,431
And Why Am I Eating
This Stupid Wing?

342
00:14:55,431 --> 00:14:57,464
Give Me A Breast.

343
00:14:57,464 --> 00:14:59,131
The Big One.

344
00:14:59,131 --> 00:15:01,031
÷
Whoa.

345
00:15:01,031 --> 00:15:02,998
What's Going On?

346
00:15:02,998 --> 00:15:04,864
Theo Wanted To Get
A Stripper

347
00:15:04,864 --> 00:15:06,564
For Martin's
Bachelor Party.

348
00:15:06,564 --> 00:15:07,931
What's Wrong With That?

349
00:15:07,931 --> 00:15:09,964
Sondra:
What's Wrong
With That?

350
00:15:09,964 --> 00:15:13,631
Did You Have A Stripper
At Your Bachelor Party?

351
00:15:13,631 --> 00:15:16,364
No. She Was More
Of A Fan Dancer.

352
00:15:16,364 --> 00:15:18,031
Her Name Was Fatima.

353
00:15:18,031 --> 00:15:20,731
She Was A Very
Talented Performer.

354
00:15:20,731 --> 00:15:23,164
She Had These Blue
Ostrich Feathers

355
00:15:23,164 --> 00:15:25,264
She'd Hold In Front
Of Herself

356
00:15:25,264 --> 00:15:29,198
And She'd Do This Dance
To The Music Of "Besame Mucho."

357
00:15:29,198 --> 00:15:32,964
♪ Besame ♪

358
00:15:32,964 --> 00:15:36,098
♪ Besame Mucho ♪

359
00:15:36,098 --> 00:15:38,231
She'd Give You
A Little Shoulder

360
00:15:38,231 --> 00:15:39,831
And Take It Back

361
00:15:39,831 --> 00:15:43,831
And Give You A Little Leg
And Take It Right Back.

362
00:15:43,831 --> 00:15:45,398
Man, She Was Something.

363
00:15:45,398 --> 00:15:47,198
Sondra:
Grandma

364
00:15:47,198 --> 00:15:48,598
Didn't That Bother You?

365
00:15:48,598 --> 00:15:51,798
We Didn't Think Too Much
Of Those Things Then.

366
00:15:51,798 --> 00:15:54,798
Yeah, The Good Old Days.

367
00:15:56,131 --> 00:15:58,364
Grandma,
That Sounds So Sexist.

368
00:15:58,364 --> 00:15:59,731
Times Were Different.

369
00:15:59,731 --> 00:16:02,731
People Didn't Make
A Big Deal Out Of Everything.

370
00:16:02,731 --> 00:16:04,698
If You Spend
All Your Time

371
00:16:04,698 --> 00:16:06,998
Fussing Over Points
Of Contention

372
00:16:06,998 --> 00:16:08,664
Between Men And Women

373
00:16:08,664 --> 00:16:09,931
You Won't Have

374
00:16:09,931 --> 00:16:11,464
Much Time
For Romance.

375
00:16:11,464 --> 00:16:14,131
She Knows What
She's Talking About.

376
00:16:14,131 --> 00:16:16,131
Let's Put These On Plates.

377
00:16:16,131 --> 00:16:18,564
♪ Okay, Besame... ♪

378
00:16:18,564 --> 00:16:20,931
I Guess They Must Have
Some Idea

379
00:16:20,931 --> 00:16:22,931
Of What
They're Talking About.

380
00:16:22,931 --> 00:16:25,031
They've Been Married
50 Years.

381
00:16:25,031 --> 00:16:29,898
I Suppose We Could Manage
To Let A Few Things Slide.

382
00:16:32,764 --> 00:16:35,964
I Hated That You Had That Woman
At Your Party.

383
00:16:35,964 --> 00:16:38,164
Why Didn't You Say Something?

384
00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:41,531
That's When We Kept
Those Things To Ourselves.

385
00:16:41,531 --> 00:16:45,031
You've Been Holding This In
For 54 Years?

386
00:16:45,031 --> 00:16:47,364
Anna, I Am No Mind Reader.

387
00:16:47,364 --> 00:16:49,898
Oh, And While We're At It

388
00:16:49,898 --> 00:16:53,231
I Hate That Fan Dance Story.

389
00:16:53,231 --> 00:16:56,931
Every Time I Hear It,
It Sickens Me.

390
00:16:56,931 --> 00:17:00,631
"Give Me A Little Shoulder
And Take It Right Back.

391
00:17:00,631 --> 00:17:03,898
Give Me A Little Leg
And Take It Right Back."

392
00:17:03,898 --> 00:17:05,998
Well, I Didn't Know That.

393
00:17:05,998 --> 00:17:07,831
Why Do I Always Leave?

394
00:17:07,831 --> 00:17:09,464
To Make Coffee.

395
00:17:11,731 --> 00:17:12,698
No?

396
00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:14,664
To Make Coffee

397
00:17:14,664 --> 00:17:16,864
And Kick The Wall.

398
00:17:16,864 --> 00:17:21,898
Now Grab These Tarts
That You Love So Much.

399
00:17:24,898 --> 00:17:25,898
Lemon Tarts.

400
00:17:25,898 --> 00:17:26,898
Your Favorite.

401
00:17:26,898 --> 00:17:28,164
I Love Those.

402
00:17:28,164 --> 00:17:29,498
Thanks To Me.

403
00:17:29,498 --> 00:17:31,898
He Didn't Do
A Thing To Help.

404
00:17:31,898 --> 00:17:34,331
He Was Watching
The Ice Capades.

405
00:17:34,331 --> 00:17:36,431
What? I Floured The Pans.

406
00:17:36,431 --> 00:17:38,964
And You Also Floured The Floor.

407
00:17:38,964 --> 00:17:42,331
I Spent Ten Minutes
Cleaning Up After You.

408
00:17:42,331 --> 00:17:44,398
What Are You
All Looking At?

409
00:17:44,398 --> 00:17:46,731
Haven't You Seen People
Argue Before?

410
00:17:46,731 --> 00:17:49,064
Yeah, But Not You Guys.

411
00:17:49,064 --> 00:17:51,164
Oh, Grow Up.

412
00:17:51,164 --> 00:17:54,831
"And Then There Was A Fan
Where The Toe Used To Be..."

413
00:17:54,831 --> 00:17:56,164
Mama.

414
00:17:56,164 --> 00:17:58,164
"And Then
There Was A..." What?

415
00:17:58,164 --> 00:18:00,564
We Haven't Finished
Eating Yet.

416
00:18:00,564 --> 00:18:01,898
Oh.

417
00:18:01,898 --> 00:18:04,364
Well, You See
How Upset I Am.

418
00:18:04,364 --> 00:18:07,364
Dag-Blamed Fan Dance Story.

419
00:18:08,898 --> 00:18:11,031
I Had No Idea
She Felt This Way.

420
00:18:11,031 --> 00:18:13,164
Why Didn't
She Tell Me?

421
00:18:13,164 --> 00:18:16,364
One Minute, You Think
You're Doing All Right

422
00:18:16,364 --> 00:18:18,798
And The Next,
Blam, You're Blindsided.

423
00:18:18,798 --> 00:18:20,131
Yeah, I Know.

424
00:18:20,131 --> 00:18:21,898
I've Been There Before.

425
00:18:23,731 --> 00:18:25,231
Where?

426
00:18:25,231 --> 00:18:26,898
Where Have You Been?

427
00:18:26,898 --> 00:18:28,498
You Have Been Nowhere

428
00:18:28,498 --> 00:18:31,464
And That Is Where
You're Going To Stay

429
00:18:31,464 --> 00:18:34,231
If You Don't Quit
Stirring Up Trouble.

430
00:18:34,231 --> 00:18:35,831
I'm Not Talking
About That.

431
00:18:35,831 --> 00:18:37,031
Yes, You Were.

432
00:18:37,031 --> 00:18:38,531
You Act Like You Were
Completely Innocent.

433
00:18:38,531 --> 00:18:42,198
Martin:
It Was A General Statement.

434
00:18:42,198 --> 00:18:43,864
I Can't Even
Say Anything.

435
00:18:43,864 --> 00:18:44,864
Wait, You Guys.

436
00:18:44,864 --> 00:18:45,998
Look At Dad.

437
00:18:45,998 --> 00:18:48,731
We're Ruining
His Beautiful Barbecue.

438
00:18:48,731 --> 00:18:51,631
I Just Feel So Used.

439
00:18:53,631 --> 00:18:57,698
Let's Just Stop The Bickering
And Let's Enjoy This Barbecue.

440
00:18:57,698 --> 00:18:58,964
She's Right.

441
00:18:58,964 --> 00:18:59,964
Sorry, Dad.

442
00:18:59,964 --> 00:19:01,198
We're Sorry, Dad.

443
00:19:01,198 --> 00:19:04,031
I Want You To Have
Your Bachelor Party

444
00:19:04,031 --> 00:19:07,564
Anñ D Ñ Nt You To Have
Great Food And Friends.

445
00:19:07,564 --> 00:19:09,898
You Can Even Have
Your Stripper.

446
00:19:13,031 --> 00:19:15,031
Oh, Man.

447
00:19:17,831 --> 00:19:21,131
When I Give A Little Leg,
I Won't Take It Back.

448
00:19:21,131 --> 00:19:22,298
Oh.

449
00:19:22,298 --> 00:19:26,431
Anna, I Will Never
Tell That Story Again.

450
00:19:26,431 --> 00:19:29,098
But You'll Think It.

451
00:19:29,098 --> 00:19:30,298
No.

452
00:19:30,298 --> 00:19:33,231
I'll Be Thinking
The Same Thing

453
00:19:33,231 --> 00:19:37,898
I Was Thinking 54 Years Ago
At That Bachelor Party.

454
00:19:37,898 --> 00:19:38,898
What?

455
00:19:38,898 --> 00:19:41,564
I Can't Wait To Get At You.

456
00:19:41,564 --> 00:19:42,598
All:
Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!

457
00:19:44,064 --> 00:19:46,964
Will We Be That Romantic
In 50 Years?

458
00:19:46,964 --> 00:19:48,398
You Know It.

459
00:19:48,398 --> 00:19:50,464
I Love Your Neck.

460
00:19:50,464 --> 00:19:52,631
It's Perfect, Like A Swan.

461
00:19:52,631 --> 00:19:54,631
Oh, Elvin.

462
00:19:58,264 --> 00:20:00,231
It Certainly Is Nice

463
00:20:00,231 --> 00:20:03,298
To See Them Work Things Out
For Themselves.

464
00:20:03,298 --> 00:20:07,231
They Haven't Worked Anything
Out For Themselves.

465
00:20:07,231 --> 00:20:09,198
It's My Barbecue Sauce.

466
00:20:09,198 --> 00:20:11,198
Your Barbecue Sauce?

467
00:20:11,198 --> 00:20:12,864
My Barbecue Sauce.

468
00:20:12,864 --> 00:20:14,198
Haven't You Noticed

469
00:20:14,198 --> 00:20:17,198
After People Have Some
Of My Barbecue Sauce

470
00:20:17,198 --> 00:20:20,298
After It Kicks In,
They Get All Huggy-Buggy?

471
00:20:20,298 --> 00:20:22,298
You Ought To Stop.

472
00:20:22,298 --> 00:20:24,231
I'm Dead Serious.

473
00:20:24,231 --> 00:20:27,864
Haven't You Noticed
That After One Of My Barbecues

474
00:20:27,864 --> 00:20:32,031
And They Have The Sauce,
People Want To Get Right Home?

475
00:20:32,031 --> 00:20:33,964
Let Me Tell You
Something Else.

476
00:20:33,964 --> 00:20:38,898
I've Got A Cup Of It
Up On The Night Table, And...

477
00:20:41,231 --> 00:20:44,231
I Got A Cup Of It, I Said.

478
00:20:44,231 --> 00:20:47,564
Left It Up There Breathing.

479
00:20:47,564 --> 00:20:51,231
Why Don't You Give The Chicken
To These People.

480
00:20:51,231 --> 00:20:55,564
Let's Go On Up
And Have Some Sauce.

481
00:20:55,564 --> 00:20:59,564
So Here's The Rest
Of The Chicken, You Guys.

482
00:21:02,298 --> 00:21:04,264
Kenny:
Dr. Huxtable

483
00:21:04,264 --> 00:21:06,098
I Love This Chicken.

484
00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:07,631
You Know What, Rudy?

485
00:21:07,631 --> 00:21:09,598
You Look Real Nice Today.